Ah, moving day! The day when you pack up all your troubles (and personal belongings) and transport them to a new destination. And of course, what would moving day be without friends to help you move? If the old "free beer and pizza" incentive isn't working anymore, here are a few ways to entice your buds to help out on that most important day.

• Tell the guys that your new place overlooks the Playboy Mansion.

• Say the person who helps out the most wins a shiny gold star.

• Say the person who helps out the most wins a crisp new $10 bill (in case the gold star thing doesn't work).

• Offer them all the bubble wrap they can pop.

• Tell them one of the moving boxes contains a Golden Ticket a la Willy Wonka.

• Tell them Halle, oh, excuse me, Ms. Berry, loves to decompress in your neighborhood pool.

• Mention your new place gets every sports satellite station known to man.

• Offer your new place as a refuge when your married pals need to escape.

• Explain that it's Free Hot Wing Night in the party cabana.